You might be dressing on Broadway if:

I posted this very early at the start of this blog, almost a year ago. I thought it was time to revisit it, and possibly share it with any new readers.

You Might Be Dressing On Broadway if:

1. You consider personally doing your own laundry a complete waste of time.
2. People in your union wear tinfoil hats to keep the aliens from reading their brain waves.
3. You accept having one day off a week as the norm.
4. You become frustrated when people don’t understand the difference between upstage and downstage.
5. You understand the subtle nuances between dry cleaning fluid and vodka (Dry cleaning fluid comes in plastic bottles while vodka is only packaged in Glass).
6. You have quads of death from running 5 flights of stairs multiple times a day.
7. Your chiropractor sends you a Christmas card asking for tickets in exchange for services.
8. Your union completely screws you on healthcare.
9. You can spot an untied shoe, unzipped pants, or missing button up to 100 ft away.
10. You can execute a quickchange in the dark and not drop a stitch on your current knitting project.
11. You can do 3 things simultaneously and never engage anything more than muscle memory.
12. You are on a first name basis with local deli owners, who make your coffee ‘your way’ when you walk in the door regardless of who is in line ahead of you.
13. You attempt to limit your binges to Sunday evening.
14. The container store excites you immensely.
15. You not only know the definition and use of a bitelight, but you know 3 different locations to purchase them
16. The only personal item in your work apron is a Percocet, ‘for emergency purposes.’
17. You understand first hand the differences between “Cast,” “Crew,” and “Company.”
18. You become violent when you see someone cutting paper with your brand new Ginghers.
19. You know what a Rub-A-Dub is and what it’s used for.

And the biggest sign you might be dressing on Broadway:

20. You’ve seen so much tit and ass that you are no longer even remotely interested.