T.I.M.E.
Theoretical
Increments of
Mental
Existence.
Discuss...
I finally got to see Scott yesterday. I don't remember the last time I actually laid eyes on him, but it was before I jetted off on vacation. He's tired, and sick (although he wouldn't/Couldn't come out and say it). He couldn't say much of anything above a whisper. He's lost his voice. Most people would consider that a handicap, but Scott was even more amusing even with no voice. It was great seeing you booger, and I hope you feel better soon.
Bloody Brilliant!! Now all I want is someone, say the likes of Chaz Brenchley , to write a science fiction series about it... I can give you all the research you will ever need. Are YOU man enough?!
(You get points if you came identify the above reference).
American Heritage Dictionary - pro·duc·tive adj.
Happy Presidents Day to you all. I hope most of you are enjoying a three day weekend; I am enjoying my usual day off.
FireFox 2 ROCKS. For those of you still suffering with Internet Explorer, this is your savior.
Someone evidently needs another life lesson or something of the sort. My dander was been up ever since I came back from vacation. I returned to the show with a whole new way of looking at it. Unfortunately all that means is that I've validated my earlier conclusions. I made some comment about 'releasing all that doesn't serve' and so now I'm going to have to eat those words and follow my own advice. The days of Monkey Business are numbered.
The following is an actual question given on a
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
It sure is Icky outside. I was yanked from sleep this morning by the sound of cellophane crinkling. Very annoying, I was convinced that there was a rodent in the bedroom, rustling plastic. Only to discover it was in fact Sleet, hitting the windows! At least I don't have critters. After pulling back the drapes and seeing what it looks like outside, I've decided I'm taking the subway to work this morning so I don't have to wade through ALL the mess.
Yes, I was up early and I ran my errands, ALL of them, hemorrhaging money all over Manhattan (as I am prone to do). I had a lot to take care of, the drugstore, godiva, the card shop, Scott's apartment, and then a swing by the theatre to drop off a load and to thank AuntiE D for allowing the girls to take care of her for a week. I hope you get better soon D!!!
I felt Lazy yesterday. I got a lot of things accomplished, but none of them included anything outside of my apartment. Perhaps it was the chill in the air, or perhaps it was just simply laziness. I didn't want to leave the apartment, and so I didn't.
Imp arrived back in NYC yesterday, after a very 'interesting' day of travel. I almost felt like I was doing film work again, it was a lot of 'hurry up and wait.' I made it home, and so did my luggage, so it's all good.
I'm officially on holiday, even though I'm staring down ice and snow in NYC and severe thunderstorms in FL. I obviously didn't consult the right calendar when I planned this trip. Tomorrow is also Groundhogs Day and the Full moon. Good planning, right?!